haleyhss: Hey it’s time again to wake up that guy from green day
[[MORE]] Sometimes I’m amazed by my complete inability to talk to women. Clearly I upset the gods at some point in my life and was cursed.
Anonymous asked: pumpkinpumpkinpumpkinpieseasonyeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Anonymous asked: It's called decaf.
11:49 pm and I really want a cup of coffee. If time travel was a thing, I would definitely go back enough just to have a cup that wouldn’t keep me up.
Anonymous asked: How come you don't drink?
Guess who isn’t participating in National Drink Beer Day. [[MORE]] A hint: this guy.
ericastiel: do you think i wanted this this obsession with this stupid tv show do you think i asked for it do you think i’m okay with it you know nothing
Why has my body decided to break when I haven’t done anything strenuous in days?
Por qué son estos composiciones de español sobre temas aburrido. No quiero escribir sobre un restaurante hispano por un página. Este es loco.
Nothing like riding your bike through a torrential downpour in heavy traffic. Little to no sarcasm intended. Now to enjoy a hot cuppa to warm up.
[[MORE]]If all I had to do in life was drink tea and read a good book, I’d be a happy man. Also, this brisk fall weather is perfect.
A short horror story:
robotlauren: lilykyrie: where did the spider go? #ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
What does it say about the United States when my friend in France knows about who is running in our presidential election (and has an opinion on the race) and I barely know the president of France’s name?
Anonymous asked: Sounds like you gots lots of foooooooods. Whats your favorite meal to make?
I finally have a fridge full of food, cabinets full of coffee and tea, a couple new items of clothing, and a great guitar pedal. Not to mention spending some time with my mom and sister. All in all, this has been a pretty great Saturday.
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys: jamie-sexual: 505 -...
[[MORE]] So my ex-girlfriend is a model now… That isn’t strange to think about or anything. Completely normal. Oh wait. Just kidding.
redr0ver: every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
I need a jigsaw puzzle.
Why do 85% of the songs I suggested to my band as possible covers contain the words “blue” or “blood?”
Pandora’s “Classical Music for Studying” station is the exact opposite of what you want out of study music. Dynamic playing, recognizable tunes, and dramatic melodies are not conducive to concentration.
Political theory is the most boring, tedious reading ever. Why is this a required class for my major?
Things I know about today:
I am going to get soaked going to class. I am going to be very sore.
ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE RECORDING A NEW ALBUM
[[MORE]] The joys of skin on asphalt. Oh wait, did I say joy? I meant pain. Karma is clearly not a thing. Thanks a lot, Rain.
[[MORE]] I feel a cold coming on. This is not going to be fun.
deluminator: ♥ the first rule of fight club is have fun & be urself ♥
Pumpkin pie. That’s all.
Spanish homework involves looking at illustrations instead of words…